i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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