What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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