therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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