yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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