never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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