i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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