So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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