Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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