New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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