Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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