Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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