Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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