Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
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Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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