This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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