he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
try to milk me bitch
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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