The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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