We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i barfeds in our rink
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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