Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
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He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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