I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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