id be glad to
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
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Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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