Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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