brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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