Kareoke will never be a sober sport
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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