names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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