just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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