If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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