For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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