But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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