I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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