Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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