I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
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when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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