I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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