I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
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College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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