it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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