..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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