Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Barsexuality is the new black.
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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