Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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