Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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