id be glad to
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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