I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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