if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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