i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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