I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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