The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i barfeds in our rink
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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