She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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