i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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