she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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