just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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