Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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