Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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